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okay today wasn't a good day.
woke up at around 11.30am.
PRETTAYE COOL~
i shouldn't be waking so early actually.
i was irritated by something.
and that something wasn't normal.

i was sleeping soundly something itchy tickled my ear.
yeah, normal reaction, i slapped my ear, hopefully that the thing will go away.
so i went back to sleep.
but DAMN IT!
something kept on moving around inside my ear.
so i woke up and went to get an ear pick.
then i started picking my ear.
nothing came out.
so i tried to go back to sleep, but FUUCK THAT THING.
i couldn't sleep.
so never mind, i went to do my morning routines.
while i was brushing my teeth, i felt something move inside my ear again.
i was friggin' frustrated.
so i poured some water into my ear.
WHOOOOOHOOOOOOO~
then a beetle crawled out from my ear.
what a relief man!
i knew something was inside.
luckily i didn't become deaf.
okay i was angry at the beetle, so i squashed it hard.
haha.
these is all true DAMN IT!
the beetle wasn't a bed bug, don't what's it called.
don't care!

so after i had a clash with the "hulk" i went to use the computer like usual.
playplayplay.
everyone went out.
i was alone.
so i did my usual, to sing out lout when no one's around.
i know my singing sucks, but i just couldn't resist the temptation of singing along with the music that blasted through the speakers.
so yeah!

watched Naruto Movie 3.
FINALLY MAN!
was damn nice man.
ROCK LEE'S THE BEST DAMN IT!
okay i finished watching and my Dad wanted to use.
so i let him use.
went to read Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.
read read read, fell asleep.
when i woke up, it was already 9.30pm.
so i finished my dinner, and listened to what Mr.Lee Hsien Loong said.
he wanted to build a better nation and have better facilities for the locals.
so yeah.
SINGAPORE REALLY IS IMPRESSIVE.

oh yeah.
DAMN IT!
something happened just now when i was home alone.
okay i was happily singing when suddenly, "SCUSE ME~ is anyone in?"
i went out to see who's shouting and what was going on.
OH SHIT!
a lady wearing only bikini was standing at my door steps.
i asked, "Er... can i help you?"
"Can i use your toilet?"
"Errr... sure come on in."
i opened the door and let her in.
so i showed her the toilet and then i went back to the computer again.
FUCKING BITCH!
the lady came out, but not in bikini, but in a plumper's dressing.
then behind her was a CHAINSAW.
she switched it on and the motor starting running.
"VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM..."
i got real terrified.
then suddenly, she came running at me swinging her CHAINSAW.
i dodged her attack.
i ran around the house.
with her chainsaw, she dominated the house.
then suddenly i felt a strong aura flowing throughout my body.
with the aura, i knew what to do.
"WITH THE POWER OF SHITTINESITY, I WILL FIGHT AND PROTECT AND - PUARH!"
i got knocked out by the lady.
think my speech was to long.
i laid on the ground, threatened.
then i asked, " What do you want?!"
"Where's the toilet paper?!"
...=_="'
just because of a roll of toilet paper, she had to make such a big fus.
okay she was trying to waste my time.
so i took my super ultimate shit out and threw at her face and said, "GET OUT BITCH!"
and so she did.
RETARDED!

okay James and gang are waiting for me.
so i better get going.
SOOOOOOOOOOOO...

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