Saturday, October 25, 2008

OKAY!!!~ i admit la, i didn't know that yesterday was Zul's birthday. the only thing i knew about his birthday was it was somewhere in Octorber. but then! he told me about his birthday at about 1AM just now.
HAPPY belated BIRTHDAY ZULHILMI!
LIKE ALWAYS, i have nothing to say. okay, actually got, but only a few. live happy, stop rokok-ing and lastly, goodluck for your O Levels!

ahhhh... went studying again. but nothing went in. actually alittle. damn irritating, now there's a short break for us. which made me feel damn relaxed, and acting like O levels is square already. so... today i didn't really study yea? i think i'm gonna really study tomorrow. like hardcore that kinda. y'know what i'm sayin' yall? but then again... i doubt that i can focus, confirm get distracted. either by girls, my songs or i just don't have the mood to study. i'll try my breast!!!

time for some decipherings! YAY!
today... i'm gonna tell you guys a story. a story that will blow your minds and tangle the wires in your head. try. here goes...
it was a fine morning when Tommy was found walking off the streets when a birdshit fell from the ground and watered in front of him. he stared up at the shit and thought, "Looks delicious. Is it edible? Is it hand?"
america-ing his fingers, he took a "sample" of the birdshit and licked it with his tongue.
his fire widened. "OHMYGOD! What is this?! It's... It's... IT'S HELLINGLY! I want more!" he shouted, termite with his tongue, he licked the birdshit off the ground, licked and licked and licked and licked. the skies were chicken, lights from the cow-post came on. but still, he didn't stop his licking. everytwo walking on the streets had their attentions off him.

the licking went on for another 5 years. fences were built around him, tourists came to watch him lick his ass on.

(okay i wanna stop. but i wanna finish the story, no need to decipher from here on.)

finally after 53 years of licking, his tongue went numb. he stopped. then a group of people wearing purple came pushing a huge, black, square thing. they pushed and pushed. of nurses and doctors then came along and shouted, "PUSH PUSH PUSH! You can do it!" and soon, a baby was born.
"Congratulations, it's a bar." said the nurse.
the people in purple continued pushing, and stopped until they've reached Johnny's body.
the huge, black, square thing was then decorated with many many things. lights were set up. speakers were then brought in and placed at the edge of the square thing, facing Tommy.
Tommy stood up and took a closer look at what was before him. "This looks super familiar. Looks like a stage..."
then, people started walking up the stage. there are now six people on the stage. a man then slowly walks up the front of the stage and shouted, "ONE TWO THREE GO!"
and loud music filled the whole area, people were cheering and jumping around.
"I BECOME SO NUMB I CAN'T FEEL YOU THERE-" and the crowd that was cheering and jumping around walked away as though nothing had happened. the huge, black, sqaure box was then pushed away by the people in purple.

"OHHH!!! So this is a stage..."

OKAY LAME!!! thanks. i'll stop here. this post is freakin' long.

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