Misters

people always say staying at home bores them to death and all. but for me, it's like... i'm in bikini paradise. OKAY~ just paradise. i get to do my own things like watching movie and alot of other stuffs. but okay, sometimes it's really really boring. SOMETIMES, most of the time it's COOLIO~

i realise that my posts are all mundane and boring. you know why?!?!?! because there's no school! i really miss school, miss wearing my school uniform. and i really miss waking up early, makes my days last longer. look at me now... i'm always waking up at 4, it feels as though i'm an owl already. i always stay up late you know you know. okay never mind... i'll TRY to change.

"Ring ring!..."
(answers phone)
Boss:HELLO! This is the Strinking Panties Company. Can I help you?
GUY:Err... I'd like to speak to Cristen Boulder, Brother of Jacob's backside hole and cousin of Hereido Kamkiong.
Boss:Oh, I'm afraid you've dialed the wrong number.
GUY:No, this one is Strinking Panties Company right?
Boss:Yes.
GUY:Ya, that means I didn't dial the wrong number.
Boss:I'm sorry, the person you mentioned doesn't work here. Sorry.
(hangs up)

"Ring ring!..."
(answers phone)
Boss:HELLO! This is the Strinking Panties Company. Can I help you?
GUY:Err... I'm looking for Cristen Boulder, Brother of Jacob's backside hole and cousin of Hereido Kamkiong.
Boss:Didn't you just called? There's no such person here.
GUY:No, there is!
Boss:Okay is this a prank or what? I'm gonna call the police if this keeps going on.
GUY:Can you just let me speak to Cristen?
(hangs up)
Boss:What the fuck is wrong with people these days?

"Ring ring!..."
(answers phone)
Boss:Strinking Panties Company. Can I help you?
GUY:Is Cristen Boulder, Brother of Jacob's backside hole and cousin of Hereido Kamkiong in?
(hangs up)

"Ring ring!..."
(answers phone)
Boss:You're looking for Cristen Boulder, Brother of Jacob's backside hole and cousin of Hereido Kamkiong right?
GUY:Erm, Yes how-
(hangs up)

"Ring ring!..."
(answers phone)
Boss:FUCK YOU MAN! BlOODY ASS! I SAID, CRISTEN BOULDER, BROTHER OF JACOB'S BACKSIDE HOLE AND COUSIN OF HEREIDO KAMKIONG DOESN'T WORK HERE!!! WTF I WRONG WITH YOU?!?!
(hangs up)

"Ring ring!..."
(throws the telephone at the wall)
Boss:...


"Ring ring!..."
Boss:ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! FUCK YOU!!! FUCK YOU!!!(points middle fingers at phone)
"Pom Pom Piang Piang, Cheekedebaboom!"(war inside the office)
Boss:Asshole... Driving me... (swallows saliva)Mad already.(panting)

(Knockings on the door)
Secretary:Mr.Cristen Boulder! I've got a document for you to sign!
(Secretary opens door and walks in)
Secretary:OHMYGOD! Mr. Boulder, what are you doing?
Boss:I wanna kill you!(with a bazooka on his shoulder)
Secretary:WHAT?! What have I done Mr. Boulder?
Boss:STOP CALLING ME THAT!!! I don't know who the fuck is Cristen Boulder! And i'm definitely not this Boulder guy!
Secretary:But-
(a gigantic, humungous, super ultra bullet darted out from the bazooka and hits the Secretary on the nose)
(Boss jumps on top of Secretary)
Boss:Now tell me! Who's this Cristen Boulder person!
Secretary:I... It's... It's you sir... IT'S YOU!!!
(Boss' eyes widened, taking a few steps back and then tumbles down on the floor)
Boss:Th... This can't be! I'm not this Cristen Boulder guy! I'm Mask Rider! I don't care, I AM MASK RIDER!

OKAY NOT FUNNY! i know i know... i don't wanna continue already.
i came up with this shit during lesson times. ahhh... i really miss school. i have alot actually, and they're about DragonBall and Harry Potter. those are more towards the M18 side...

byebye.