Monday, August 8, 2011

brown and shiny

i've been playing the guitar for quite some time already, and i feel that i'm a noob. like i'm really bad at it. why? i touch it almost every single day! eff! maybe i'm playing it the wrong way.

so my parents are out of town, away in Malaysia idk which part. which leaves me the only male i the house. the man of the house hahahaha.

it's not easy being one yknow. i gotta do all the lifting of shit and all. and i have to clean the kennel since i know people in the house won't do other than my mum or dad.
and because my parents are out of town, my Grandma and her maid came to stay over. i don't really know why but i think it's because of the altar. got to wake up early in the morning and pray then later in the evening pray again. this are things that my sister and i won't go. maybe just the early part, the evening one.. still can. but still~
because my dogs bark at every single thing that they're not familiar with, they bark at my Grandma and her maid. and it's fucking irritating. we can't have them running around the house like usual. so we have to keep them in the kennel. with this, they're like almost in there the whole day. from morning till dinner time. and i don't usually wake up early so they'll be in their kennel until i wake up and let them out to shit and pee.
and when i woke up this morning, at 2plus. i went out to check on the dogs. Kumar had a real big piece of shit in his half of the kennel wtf! and i had to do the dirty work. so fucking smelly i didn't know how to clean. so i grabbed a really thick plastic bag and scooped the poop off the floor of the kennel. i swear it was as smelly as a garbage truck. no i think it's worst! the shit wasn't dry! and it's so slimy on the outside yet solid underneath. it stinks so bad, even when i hold my breath the green colored stink still kicks in and when it comes in, my brain registers the smell telling me it's really like aromatic, triggering my gag reflexes. i was on the verge of vomiting WHAT THE FUCK!
the main pieces of poop were cleared, but there were still small pieces of poop lying around. what can i do? i can only open the hose and spray the fucking things out. but the kennel had a shallow concavity so the water along with the tiny piece of poop didn't come out. in the end i had to get a mop and clear the kennel. it was really really really a chore. wtf really.
and after wiping the kennel dry, Kumar and Yeogi had to come in with his wet and dirty paws(because of the rain and they were prancing around the wet floor) and dirty the kennel again. WTF! i had to clean it again! stupid assholes. i had to clean their paws and then carry them into the kennel. Kumar was easy, because he was a good and obedient dog. but Yeogi.. she's a bitch. not the female dog bitch, but she's the bitch used to describe a human girl. i had to chase after her because when ever i go near that assclown, she'll think that i'm playing with her and she'll jump at me and then bounce off from my body and run around like a mad dog and then come back and do the same thing. FUN AH?! how is that fun when you keep doing it over and over again? dogs.. but she's really cute when she do that. hahahaha. so i had to act like i'm playing with her and then sayang her on her head. then when she indulges in the sayanging, i'll grab her and put her in her kennel.

damn this all is really tiring. and i still love my dogs. my demon dogs:)))














Yeogi!

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