Monday, January 3, 2011

The Adventures of Captain Awesome Issue #1


i thought this was like made on purpose. but after a closer look, i realised it was carved. wtf right?

i just swiped and ant away from the table and it literally floated until it reached the ground.

k i don't have any pictures from New Year's eve/New Year. because we spent it at my house and it wasn't as exciting as the past years. just a simple steamboat session/games with hilarious forfeits/poker. yaaaaaaa..

school's starting all over again, and i can feel the EVAAAAAAIL presence of the EVAAAAAAAIL villain of the EVAAAAAAAAAIL land called Stressiopia, Dr. Stress! yes! Dr. Stress is back. secretly planting Stress Mines in the fortress and solitude of the AWWWWWWWWWESOME hero of the AWWWWWWWWWWWESOME land where the AWWWWWWWWWWWESOME people lived called Awesome Island(NOTE: "Island" in "Awesome Island" is pronounced as IS-LAND), Captain Awesome. but the AWWWWWWWWWWESOME senses of the AWWWWWWWWWESOME hero of the AWWWWWWWWWWWESOME land where the AWWWWWWWWWWWESOME people lived called Awesome Island can easily sense the EVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL stench of EVAAAAAAIL presence of the EVAAAAAAAIL villain of the EVAAAAAAAAAIL land called Stressiopia, Dr. Stress! (k i'm gonna stop the many AWWWWWWWWESOME and EVAAAAAAIL thing already) so Captain Awesome swoops out from one of the window of Captain Awesome's hideout, The Awesome Hideout, creating an awesome entrance for Captain Awesome where many junkies watching on TV went, "hurhurhur, that is freakin' AAAAAAAAAAAHSOME dooooood! *sniff sniff"
Captain Awesome dove into the EVAAAAAAAAAAAIL Dr. Stress' EVAAAAAAAAAAAAIL combat range and they started exchanging AWWWWWWWWWESOME yet EVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL punches and kicks and headbutts at one another. Dr. Stress whips out his EVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL ray, pointed the muzzle at Captain Awesome and "BRRRRRRRRR" went the EVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL ray. Captain Awesome took the shot to his chest where his emblem sat. but this was no end for Captain Awesome. Captain Awesome fought the ray of the EVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL ray with his left palm slowly moving into the ray's way. "KABOOM!" Captain Awesome swang his right fist at the ray and the stream of EVAAAAAAAAAAAIL ray went scraping through the sky. Dr. Stress stood in awe and Captain Awesome does his finishing pose, The Awesome Pose, and flew straight for Dr. Stress' stomach sending him flying through the Sevens Seas, Atlantic Oceans, Arctic Oceans, Southern Oceans, Indian Oceans, back to The Awesome Hideout and into the prison which was located just beside The Awesome Hideout guarded by the Awesome Guards, The Awesome Prison.

a few days later, one of the Awesome Guards sent a short text to Captain Awesome's cellphone, the Awesome Cellphone, which read, "EVAAAAAAAAIL is back in the wild!" Adventures of Captain Awesome Issue #1 comes to an end with Captain Awesome staring into the camera intensely and nonetheless, AWESOMELY.

this post damn long, but i like.

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