Monday, July 25, 2011

lags

hi everybody. i am really pissed. hehe:3

it seems like the desktop is a handmade craft imported from the Ching Dynasty and its laggy-ness is really amazing. i bet the majesty of Ching Dynasty loves this lovely desktop to its core. it's speed is like the 1000 year old tortoise tanning at the pond beside Her Highness' beautiful pagoda palace.
this ancient artifact is so awesome and so treasured, its value in the market must be really mount everest-ing. even Bill Gates can't afford this incredible yet annoying piece of junk knn!

then there's this another device that has been passed down since the dawn of mankind. this device is called the Samsung Galaxy S. and let's call it the SGS for now. it is said that the Pharaoh from the hit cartoon series, Mummies Alive, who lived for more than 60,000 years has been keeping this magnificent device in his tomb after his death for 1 minute. but because of how childish the WWE superstar-The Undertake is the device is now at the hands of someone else. we'll get to that later. The Undertaker is so bloody childish thinking that he's really a deadman when in fact he's not. The Undertaker buried himself in the soil next to where the Pharoah is. then he waited for his entrance music to be played before his big match at Survivor Series. the smokes blanketed the whole place where SS3 is held, The Undetaker acted like he is really rising from the dead. and while he was doing that, he unleashed the SGS's powers because his childishness accidentally nudged the Pharaoh's tomb and the SGS made its way to find a new master. a master so great that when the SGS lags he will feel damn good. he makes orgasmic noises and start to touch himself everywhere. a master so awesome that when the phone lags he becomes Spider-man and spins his web not only from his wrist, but from his pee hole. a master so amazing that his parents/grand parents named him after the great warrior of Mahalulu: WONG JI SIANG.

the end.

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